NOT my idea originally, but if I had to live a whole lifespan here, me thinks this might be a good idea.
They do it to cats, so why not people? Have this huge cage with a lobster dinner and champagne as bait, when someone walks in, shut the gate, take 'em to the vet, get 'em fixed, and let 'em go.
Yeah, riiiiiiiiight.
Do they have a skit about this on TV yet?
And the one whose idea this was also commented on the fact the technical 'neutering' might bring out a slightly more peaceful environment in the world. After all, neutered animals don't fight so much, so wouldn't that be likely for sausage casings of the human variety?
OK, BABE! JUST DON'T COME NEAR ME ANYMORE WITH ANY TYPE OF BLADE AGAIN, AND REMEMBER THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE MY BATTERIES.
(And does it help that I'm a childless metro feminist with an Irish accent? To spare me this fate, I mean? But on the other hand, I don't eat lobster, and I don't particularly like champagne. Never mind. I wouldn't bite. AND I CAN OUTRUN YOU!)
Thank the gods for small favours.
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